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Shipping: It's a simple thing!

There's always room for a Postal worker joke, lol

One of our most popular policies is the "Per Weight Shipping Charge". This means that instead of charging you too much in S&H for a pair of headlight bulbs (for example), we will base your S&H charge around the total weight of your purchase. This charge differs for every order and is based on up-to-the-minute US Postal Service shipping rates, so you always get a fair deal on S&H charges -- only @ autothing!

When you order an item, it ships Ground via the United States Postal Service and delivery time usually varies from 1-5 days, depending on where you live. We are located in the suburbs of Chicago, Illinois, so Ground shipping offers fairly quick delivery times for most of the United States. One more thing you may love to know: autothing orders also ship on Saturdays!
 

   



 

During the purchase process, you have the choice of getting your awesome auto stuff in only 2-3 days! If you live in like Oregon or Rhode Island, this is great for you; and if you don't, it's still faster than Ground.

Wow, so you are a real auto enthusiast and want your great autothing now? Then go Express and get it really fast. Please note that depending on where you are located in the United States, Express Air may take up to 2 business days.

When you choose an upgrade -- whether Priority or Express -- you are paying for faster shipping via the United States Postal Service. This means that even if your order is delayed for a few days and you chose (for example) Express shipping, we will ship it Express, as ordered. These shipping upgrades are non-refundable in nature as well.

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When you place your order, it may ship the very next day -- normally though, we ship within a 1-3 day window upon receipt of your order (decals and Blackout products may take an additional day or two due to the variety of requests we receive in both of those autothing categories).  If for any reason we need more time to ship your cool new auto accessory, we will notify you and give you the option to wait (and we know you're anxious to get your thing), possibly substitute for an item of equal value, or close your order without any charge to the credit card used when the purchase was made. Have any shipping questions not answered by the FAQ's? Contact Us >>>

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NEW! If I am on active military duty, is there a discount available?

Can I track my order and package online?

Do I get an autothing.com invoice with my thing?

How do I know when my thing has shipped?

Is my credit card charged when I order or when the item ships?

Do I have to sign for my packages or will the USPS leave it for me?

Can I bill to one address and ship to another, as a gift for example?

If ordering Ground (standard ship method), when will I get my autothing?

If ordering Priority or Express, am I guaranteed to receive it a specific day?

Does autothing.com ship packages securely so nothing gets damaged?

If I have a PO Box, can I still order and get my thing like everyone else?

When paying by check, how do I calculate shipping costs?

If I need to exchange or return an item, how are shipping charges handled?

Is placing an order from Alaska or Hawaii a problem at autothing.com?

 

                           << ALL INTERNATIONAL ORDERS >>

No matter where you live, if you own an auto, you can get autothings!

 

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If I am on active military duty, is there a discount available?

We at autothing.com hold all military personnel and organizations in the highest of regards and we appreciate your constant sacrifices for this great country. As a show of support, all active-duty military personnel are eligible for a $5.00 USD order credit. We know that's not much, but it's our little way of saying "Thanks!" to all of you.

To take advantage of our Military Savings Program, use Coupon Code "FREEDOM" during the purchase process.

IMPORTANT! Your ship-to address should be an APO or military base address -- this is the fastest way we can easily identify your active duty status. If you don't have a military mailing address, simply fax us any valid form of military identification to confirm your active duty status within the United States armed forces. Otherwise, the coupon will be removed if your military status cannot be determined.

Did you know... The father of autothing.com's CEO, Frank, is a building engineer for the U.S. Army in Afghanistan, so we can  understand what sacrifice means in the many admirable ways it occurs. Visit the About autothing.com page to see some neat pictures of a completely different world! (bottom of page)


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Can I track my order and package online?

When you place an order via our awesome Web site, you'll immediately get an email that includes a copy of your receipt and a link to check the status of your order. With this marvel of Internet engineering, our system will let you know how many days until your order will ship and other special notes that may be of interest. Again, you can check all of this via the included link that came with your emailed order receipt or you can feel absolutely free to contact us.

Everything we ship has some form of Delivery Confirmation issued to it, which means for an extra fee (that's the USPS for you, lol), we buy a unique 20-digit number that identifies your autothing's shipment progress and/or delivery status. Let us note the fee is already included in the shipping cost of any item. This tracking number is available within your Online Status Page, which means you can both review your order and track it directly from one informative page.


 


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Do I get an autothing.com invoice with my thing?

But of course -- we want you to get the same customized treatment your car, truck, and SUV get! Your invoice will show you everything you need to know about the order, including the autothing(s), cost of the item(s) and S&H charges, tax (only for IL), your autothing.com Order #, and any notes we think you might need to know about your order. Some items also come with our own customized application instructions.


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How do I know when my thing has shipped?

This entire online thing is great, especially from your stand-point! Not only do you get an email confirming your order when you place one, but you also get an email confirming that your autothing has been shipped and is on it's way. We take care of you in every aspect, especially when comes to knowing what's up with your order.


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Is my credit card charged when I order or when the item ships?

Your credit card is never charged till your thing is on its way, literally. When we do finally charge your credit card, it serves a dual purpose: (1) The payment for your autothing is processed according to all terms and conditions stated within this site and (2) you receive a notification that your thing has shipped and was charged to the credit card used when you placed the order with us.


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Do I have to sign for my packages or will the USPS leave it for me?

The Postal Service will usually leave packages somewhere they feel your autothing is secure (at least we hope so!) If your package is an EXPRESS MAIL request, you will have to sign for it (or somebody at the address we shipped to can do this for you). If before we ship your item you know that due to your shipping address, you require a Signature Request, email us so we can issue one to your item free of charge.


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Can I bill to one address and ship to another, as a gift for example?

How cool! Sending someone a set of Arctic Nokya headlights for their vehicle or a really sweet Chrome key chain? Well, you can bill to your credit card with one address and you then have the option of entering a different SHIP-TO address during the order process in the autothing.com Online Store. This is also useful if you are at work during the day and would like your autothing to go there also (so you can show it off to all your coworkers, of course!) Let us mention that if your autothing is indeed a gift for someone, select the gift option during the purchase process so that the order total will not be printed on the gift recipient's packing list.


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If ordering Ground (standard ship method), when will I get my autothing?

Ok, it goes like this: When we get your order, we will ship it within 1-3 days, but never on the same day (unless you choose Express mail, in which case it is possible your item ships same day). It also depends on what you order, as some things, like decals, need to be cut for your specific request, while headlight bulbs are obviously ready.

Next comes shipping times. Usually, you will receive your item within 1-5 days, since lucky you, we are in the Midwest (Chicago suburbs) and can serve the entire country quickly and efficiently. If it's taking longer than you thought to get your thing, visit your Online Account Page to view the detailed status of your order. Clicking Here will send you to a new page, where you will find a very convenient link to determine how long it takes the average package to get from our love of vehicles to yours.


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If ordering Priority or Express, am I guaranteed to receive it a specific day?

You should receive your package within 2-3 days when you choose Priority shipping and 1-2 days when you choose Express shipping charges (because you really, really want your autothing, which we understand!) Please note though, certain items such as decals and Blackouts may take up to 5 business days to ship from our end, at which point we will ship Priority or Express as you originally requested.


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Does autothing.com ship packages securely so nothing gets damaged?

Do you think this site would exist if we didn't? Ok, since we thought of that question, we'll answer it, lol. We ship big things in boxes, usually with foam filler-pellets (don't ask us if they're recyclable -- we just don't know). Little or flat things ship in envelopes and bubble-padded DVD envelopes (of course, don't expect an actual DVD).


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If I have a PO Box, can I still order and get my thing like everyone else?

Since we're shipping via the United States Postal Service, you can totally accept our autothings in your PO Box. Even something really big, as your local USPS office will just hold it on the side for you where it serves them quite well as a lunch table. But really -- we have a PO Box too, so we know these interesting (are they really?) facts about the United States Postal System.


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When paying by check, how do I calculate shipping costs?

Trick question: YOU DON'T! Because you don't use our Online Store to purchase your autothing, we both save some money! You see, every purchase you make by credit card in ANY store, physical or online, has a total purchase balance that your credit card takes upon itself as a sort of "loan," giving this "loan" to autothing.com in this case. Because we get this "loan" just days after finalizing your order (that's the email you normally receive when we ship your order), the credit card issuer charges us a negligible fee in exchange for money you personally have not yet paid to them. Because you save us this fee, we're thanking you by saving you money too. Isn't it nice to finally hear some honesty from an online site about how and why things happen!
(This FREE SHIPPING offer applies to United States orders only)


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If I need to exchange or return an item, how are shipping charges handled?

Well there are two questions within one here, which makes this feel like a test in college (you know, the professor says "Only 5 questions on the quiz" and there are like 3 within each one).

For Exchanges :: If for any reason you conduct an exchange with autothing.com, it's probably, and we bluntly admit it, because we screwed up something in regards to your order. Whether we shipped you a Garden Weasel or Ron Popeil's Showtime Rotisserie ("Set it and forget it!") instead of the correct autothing, it's our fault and there's no way we're inconveniencing you for that. We'll send you the correction usually via Priority mail and we'll include return packaging for the mistaken or incorrect item, everything free of charge in the process. If the exchange is due to any other reason, the Return Policy goes into effect.

For Returns :: If you will be returning something you purchased for any reason, we are totally at your service for help and anything else during the process. First, we recommend reading our Return Policy, as you will need an RA # (Return Authorization Number) to return any product whatsoever. If you are returning because of a mistake on our part, we will send you all the return materials to send the autothing back. Cool, huh! But (you knew one was coming), if you are returning because of any number of other issues, you must pay ALL charges to ship the item(s) to autothing.com. You should purchase Insurance AND any form of Delivery Confirmation because it is your liability as the shipper and not ours (for obvious reasons) if the return never gets to us OR does and is damaged (feel free to check out what scenario your return falls under by checking out our Return and Exchange Policies).


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Is placing an order from Alaska or Hawaii a problem at autothing.com?

Nope! Feel free to order anything you want in the autothing.com Online Store. But because you two are so separated from the US physically, we recommend you order something before global warming takes its' toll. After all, Alaska will have melted and Hawaii will be underwater. Hold on a sec' there... looks like this climate survey was referring to a different Alaska and Hawaii. Ok, so we're pretty lame (but at least the autothings are cool and that's what counts!) (We're also pretty far down this page, so we can type a lot of nonsense.)


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<< INTERNATIONAL >>

No matter where you live, if you own an auto, you can get autothings!

If you do not live in a U.S. state, there's still hope to make your vehicle look better then anyone else's on your street, avenida, rue, strada, cadde, or whatever!

YOU MUST SELECT THE "USPS International Priority (Non-USA)" SHIPPING OPTION AS YOU COMPLETE AN ORDER. This option includes our U.S. Customs paperwork and International Priority shipping (3-5 days to Canada or 4-5+ days to South America, Europe, Asia, and Oceania). Shipping costs typically range from about $19.50 USD for Canada to about $30.00 USD  for Australia. This is still way more affordable than the minimum charge of about $45.00 for UPS International.

Well ok then, we hope to send an autothing to every country on the planet one day, because this love of vehicles is a universal thing (do people in Fiji drive?)  :a)


 

Shipping is 100% FREE when you pay by check or Money Order >>> Everyone saves on sales tax except Illinois residents, who still have to pay a small percentage Go US Government! Except in IL, your thing is totally TAX FREE!
Now you can get your thing using many secure, easy payment methods We ship via the United States Postal Service. View your options >>>

SOMETHING TO NOTE
AUTOTHING.COM assumes no responsibility for any customer's use or misuse of a product.

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