autothing.com's
August 2007 News Room Archives (back)
Saturday,
August 18th 2007
We LOVE Custom
Exotics
You know, there aren't exactly 50,000 Ford
GT samples out there like the Ford Mustang; in-fact, there's
probably only 5,000 or something! With a price tag of around
$160,000 and change, we always get nervous when somebody (i.e.
wealthy and eccentric) goes and changes OEM perfection.
We can safely say though that the slick Ford GT above looks even
more sporty with its custom metallic red paint, deep-dish
chromed rims and cream-colored leather interior (we hate light
interiors since they show dirt immediately, but we'll let it
slide for the time being...)
For factory color schemes, the glossy red with white stripes is
still the most delicious. We just want to polish the glass on
our monitor and take a bite!
Here we have Saleen's S281-SC, which is Ford's Mustang
in a redesigned, retooled and supercharged outfit. It wears well
and from all the brands out there specializing in Ford Mustangs,
Saleen does it best. The damn thing is subtle, wild, classy,
outrageous and sporty -- all at the same time. Roush Mustangs
have too many frivolous design features that detract from the
"eye candy" effect of a Saleen. Hey, that stunning Beryllium
Orange metallic paint doesn't hurt either! (It's a $17,000
option)
Saturday,
August 18th 2007
This Is How
Angelina Jolie Drives Around Yes, it's another edition of
"What Are Hollywood Stars Driving?!?"
We at autothing are thrilled! Angelina
Jolie is here in our hometown of Chicago for the next
couple of weeks working on her newest movie, Wanted. Here
she is filming an action sequence while laying on the hood of a
Dodge Viper.
Friday,
August 17th 2007
The Great
American Run
Say hello again to Barricade, the evil
(but beautiful!) police car from the recent Transformers
movie. In reality, it's a 550hp Saleen S281-SC Extreme and
available for around $75,000. Check out the additional pictures
for a tour of Saleen's "Great American Run" event, where people
with too much money spend it on the fastest and most desirable
cars in the world, which they proceed to drive across the
country as a group. There's even a Bugatti Veyron!
Thursday,
August 16th 2007
Money Don't Make
You Smart!
Florida police officers said Ronald Tridico,
39, was apparently speeding in his brand new, bright yellow
Lamborghini Murcielago near Orlando when he lost control and
crashed. Now get this -- he proceeded to leave both the scene of
the accident as well as his slightly injured wife!
This guy is quite the winner! Thanks to his
drunk driving escapade, your insurance bill will go up a little
next year... hey, somebody's got to pay for the damage and it
sure isn't going to be Ronald!
more...
Thursday,
August 16th 2007
Damn Porsche &
Their Sexy Cars
Porsche is getting into the design
business a la Mercedes-Benz' Designo Series by introducing their
first ever "Design Edition 1" model via the Cayman.
If the future continues to look sporty and
gorgeous like this new model, we welcome the upcoming variants
contained within this limited edition series.
more...
Wednesday,
August 15th 2007
A Rare Land
Rover. No, Really!
Only 250 Land Rover Range Rover Sport
Limited Editions will be coming to the United States, so
start seeking out that future wealthy spouse now if you want in.
Land Rover doesn't do anything limited very often, so this model
is pretty unique in that it actually incorporates design
features from the Range Stormer, a concept vehicle presented a
few years ago.
This baby will probably cost around $90,000
and everyone in Hollywood will buy them up (just like most of
the Ranger Rovers sold in the United States).
more...
Wednesday,
August 15th 2007
Oh Yes, You
Touched It! Yes, it's another edition of
"What Are Hollywood Stars Driving?!?"
Alli Sims, who is a close friend of Britney Spears,
is being used as a hostile witness by Kevin Federline in their
upcoming money battle child custody battle.
This is a funny clip showing K. Fed's legal team serving Alli
with a subpoena when she leaves some club. Nothing better than
a good 10-second legal chase!
Wednesday,
August 15th 2007
This Little MINI
Is Fast
MINI continues to impress us with their
everlasting and singular design: the Cooper. In an effort to
keep things a bit peppy and fresh, here's yet another special
edition in the form of the 2008 MINI Cooper S John Cooper
Works Challenge. Sure it's a mouthful, but since this
$70,000 car is not street legal, don't even bother trying to
remember it. Instead,
buy a MINI Key Chain!
more...
Thursday,
August 9th 2007
Ford's
Harley-Davidson F-150 Is Fast
The new 2008 Ford Harley-Davidson F-150
is expensive, fast, a bit under-styled and yet still so
darn attractive that thousands of people will quickly put down
over $40,000 for the right to own one. In fact, Ford has sold
nearly 50,000 Harley-Davidson F-150's and F-250's, all of which
mean killer profits considering how inexpensive a mass-produced
pickup truck is to build (yes, even when using those pricy union
members).
As an added bonus for 2008, the new HD F-150
comes with an optional factory installed Saleen
twin-screw supercharger, which pushes the horsepower to 450. The
supercharger -- identical to that found on Saleen's wicked
S331-SC truck -- costs about $6,500, but like all Saleen
products, it's top-of-the-line.
more...
Thursday,
August 9th 2007
Let's Hope It's
The First & Last Time
We got yet another email forward containing
some new photos of the bridge collapse that recently occurred.
Take a look, as the close-up's kind of make you realize how
large this thing really was!
Wednesday,
August 8th 2007
Fire In The
Hole! (YouTube has removed most videos for
police investigations)
Check out this awful stuff!
Jerks are going to fast food restaurants, ordering [and actually
paying] for the largest soda/milkshake and then THROWING IT AT THE
DRIVE-THRU SERVER. Just watch the little movie -- it
explains everything. This is also the only video available where
the aforementioned jerk forgets to put his car into "park," and
gets a drink thrown right back at him. That's karma!
Seriously, this whole "fad" is
hard to believe until you actually see it for yourself. Think
about it -- the employee at McDonald's
or Wendy's
works a 9-hour day for about $9.00 an hour when a car filled
with jerks decides to well, physically assault them!
Somebody tell these pricks that
a large Coca-Cola
drink weighs like one or two pounds! We would totally jump out
that drive-thru window, chase their car down the street and use
the ice-scoop to scratch a Ronald McDonald outline into their
hood.
Kidding! We would actually call
the cops first, THEN start the scratching!
Wednesday,
August 8th 2007
Audi's Speed
Demon SUV
The Audi Q7 V12 TDI will be hitting
the market in the second half of 2008 and as the TDI initials
indicate, it may be a strictly diesel powered model.
Although Europe will receive the classy brute
first, this limited-edition Q7 produces 500 horsepower, giving
it the ability to do 0-62mph in just 5.5 seconds. We will
eagerly await its arrival here in Chicago, because us
Midwesterners love our SUVs, especially the fast, high-end
models like the Porsche Cayenne Turbo and the more subdued BMW
X5 4.8i.
Wednesday,
August 8th 2007
Those Pesky
Paparazzi Caused It Yes, it's another edition of
"What Are Hollywood StarsDriving Crashing?!?"
Wow! Britney Spears
finally delivered after all these weeks of boring appearances in
and around Los Angeles. She finally "crashed" her Mercedes-Benz CLK-Class
convertible -- wouldn't you know it -- into another
Mercedes-Benz station wagon.
Britney is poised as always and
shows complete concern. For HER car! She doesn't even go look at
the other car to check out the potential damage.
It happens right away in the
video and thank god for the distracting paparazzi, it's all
caught on camera. Britney handled it pretty well in-fact, as
Paris Hilton's past Bentley GT crash almost resulted in a bunch
of paparazzi getting run over (unfortunately each photographer
got away safely with $3,000 photos for Star and
National Enquirer).
Tuesday,
August 7th 2007
One Hot Car...
2008 BMW 550i Sport Package
We were oddly bored with the
BMW 5-Series
ever since it was revised with that "flame surfacing" design (as
BMW calls it) a few years ago, and the low sales reflected our
own displeasure with the car. Its styling was simply too subtle,
which is just PERFECT if you wanted a Toyota Camry or
something... No worries though!
BMW has gone and revised the
entire 5-Series line-up with new exterior design cues and an
awesome set of interior refinements, the best of which can be
found on the BMW 550i Sport Package
(see delicious photos). We've already experienced the new
interior and it is gorgeous: the leather seats are ultra-supple
with really comfortable headrests, the doors -- and even door
handles! -- have all-new and totally curvaceous design features,
and the center console is simply perfect with a contoured shift.
With 360 horsepower, this baby is a cool $70,000 and worth it.
Here you can see the LED
taillights, dual-tip exhaust (unfortunately the full exhaust
set-up is still reserved for the exclusive M5 model) and classic
yet sporty curves. This car proves that you don't have to be the
most expensive or exclusive automobile to gain some respect, but
turning some heads doesn't hurt either.
more...
Tuesday,
August 7th 2007
So Trashy, So
Beautiful
This lady suffers from COPD: Crazy Old Person's Disease!
Among many other things, she wants to go to Las Vegas (she can't
stand Palm Springs), needs her inhaler (due to second-hand smoke
from people who don't exist) and wants to hijack a police car
(to turn on the windshield wipers). In a nutshell, SHE'S
INSANE!! Enjoy.
Tuesday,
August 7th 2007
She's Not In
Prison Yet? Yes, it's another edition of
"What Are Hollywood StarsDriving Crashing?!?"
Singer
Brandy
is still walking around after causing an accident LAST YEAR that
resulted in some poor lady's death. What's up with the crappy
laws in this country?! According to
TMZ.com, prosecutors in Los Angeles are torn on whether or
not to prosecute Brandy
for a fatal car accident she caused last December.
The woman was killed when Brandy rear-ended another car on the
highway in her Land Rover Range Rover, triggering a
multi-car accident. Investigators are still trying to find out
how fast she was driving and if she braked before hitting the
car in front of her, which then rammed the victim's car into a
concrete barrier.
The charge is said to be manslaughter and Brandy is already
getting sued by the woman's family and husband. We don't know
how to feel about this mess. Part of us thinks it was an
accident and she should be let go. But another part thinks why
the hell did she rear-end a car in front of her? Maybe she's
just a shit driver, but should she go to jail for that? OK...
Yeah, she should! She killed somebody!!
Girl was probably on the cell phone chatting
up a storm. We've seen how people on cell phones drive and they
drive like Brandy!
Tuesday,
August 7th 2007
Hummer's Pickup
Truck
We love all the Hummer models,
but at a certain point they should look a little bit different
than the other models, don't you think? The Hummer H3T pickup is
expected to drop as a 2009 model, so all you farmers with mud
bogs and giant strawberry patches will want to line right up for
this bad boy!
more...
Monday,
August 6th 2007
HAMANN Does Land
Rover Nicely
HAMANN'S Range Rover Sport "Conqueror" package is
pretty slick, especially considering that few after-market
tuners go into SUV-related territory. Even more interesting is
how HAMANN chose Land Rover, a brand not typically
known to attract owners with time to customize their rides
(aside from
Land Rover License Plates).
If you're not familiar with the Range Rover Sport, you should
definitely visit the Land Rover site and check it out, because
the HAMANN body kit is hard to distinguish apart from the
factory body, which is really quite sporty to begin with. The
Rang Rover Sport is even offered with a supercharger straight
from Land Rover, so be sure to check that option when placing
an order for one.
Monday,
August 6th 2007
$3.00 Carnival
T-Shirt!
This is Amanda Lynn Bailey from Florida. This
hot 41-year-old piece was arrested early this morning on
suspicion of DUI. This her second DUI arrest in the past three
months. Amanda is a dealer at the Hard Rock Casino in Tampa,
Florida.
The smartass police clerk made sure to include Amanda's lovely
t-shirt when they snapped her mug shot. We don't know whether
to lock her up or give her a high-five. First of all, driving
drunk is totally not hot, but wearing this t-shirt while being
busted for DUI is so hot. Quite the dilemma!