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<< autoth!ng.com >> The homepage for cool cars, trucks, and SUV's! It's the 2002 Lamborghini Murcielago- Life is REALLY good when you have one of these! Our favorite dream car!

 

 
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Vehicle Bulbs
AVS Blackouts
Pin Striping
Key Chains
Auto Decals
PIAA Super White
Sylvania Bulbs
Chevy Decals
Mustang Bumpers
Prem. Key Chains
Compare Bulbs
Application of
  Various Decals
Information On
  Other Products
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 We're not sure why it's
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WE LOVE COOL VEHICLES AS MUCH AS YOU DO!
...But you need lawyers for love too :a)

THIS SITE HAS ONE GOAL AND ONE GOAL ONLY: TO SUPPLY ANYONE OWNING A GREAT CAR, TRUCK, AND SUV WITH ADDITIONAL THINGS AND AUTO ACCESSORIES FOR THE VEHICLE THAT REPRESENTS YOU!

SOME PHOTOS AND REGISTERED SYMBOLS, TRADEMARKS, AND LOGOS USED ARE THE FULL PROPERTY OF THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS (THIS INCLUDES US, OF COURSE) AND ARE USED SIMPLY TO IDENTIFY PRODUCTS AND/OR FOR DEMONSTRATION PURPOSES.  NO OTHER INTENT IS STRESSED OR IMPLIED. WE SINCERELY THANK ALL THE MAJOR MANUFACTURERS FOR THEIR AWESOME AUTOS, AND TACO BELL FOR IT'S DELICIOUS SIDES OF RICE!

Thank you for visiting our // your Web Site ("Site")!

Although you would probably rather live out the rest of your life in the freezing Arctic, YOU SHOULD READ THE FOLLOWING TERMS CAREFULLY BEFORE USING THIS SITE. Your use of this Site is governed by the following terms of use ("Terms"). If you do not agree with all of these Terms, please exit this Site now. By using this Site and/or purchasing any great automobile products or other items, you agree to comply with, and to be bound by, these Terms.

SOMETHING TO NOTE
Please review local regulations as some products may be intended for show use. AUTOTHING.COM assumes no responsibility for any customer's use or misuse of a product. This applies to PIAA Xtreme White Bulbs, Nokya Arctic Bulbs, AVS Blackout lenses for headlight and taillight, and possibly other specific items. Every web site selling these products must have a similar message within their respective site; it's pretty much a legal disclaimer to protect us from any liability of product misuse, so please behave.

Autothing.com ("autothing.com") may, from time to time, change these Terms in its sole discretion. By using this Site after any such change, you agree to comply with, and be bound by, the Terms as changed.

COPYRIGHT, TRADEMARK AND OTHER INTELLECTUAL
(No laughing uncontrollably please) PROPERTY PROTECTION

Except as otherwise indicated, all materials on this Site, including, but not limited to, photographs, other images, illustrations, text, video clips, Flash presentations, audio clips and written and other materials contained in this Site are protected by copyrights, trademarks and/or other intellectual property rights owned by autothing.com, or any of the above mentioned registered trademarks of their respective owners. This Site as a whole is protected by copyright and other intellectual property rights. All rights are reserved (just like the parking spaces would be if only the city council would pass that damned resolution!)

The name and mark autothing.comŪ, the phrase "Where vehicle personalization begins!TM", the autothing.com logos, including but not limited to the stylized letter "ATŪ", the stylized name "autoth!ng.comŪ", the "Guaranteed (c)oolŪ" and "(c)Ū" marks,  the "Infinite (c)oolŪ" and stylized symbol "INFINITEŪ" marks, and all other autothing.com-related marks and inherent phrases depicted in this Site, whether registered or unregistered, are trademarks and/or service marks of autothing.com in the United States and in other countries.

The materials contained in this Site are displayed for informational and promotional purposes only. This Site is solely for the private, personal, and possibly commercial use by its users. You may not download or copy any materials in this Site except for your personal non-commercial use. No right, title or interest in any material or software is transferred to you as a result of any such downloading or copying. You may not reproduce (except as expressly set forth above), publish, transmit, distribute, display, remove, delete, add to, otherwise modify, create derivative works from, sell or participate in any sale of, this Site, any of the materials in this Site, or any related software. Any other use of materials on this Site, including reproduction for purposes other than those noted above, modification, distribution or republication, without the prior express written permission of autothing.com is strictly prohibited. As our competitors have found, we are serious about the digital theft of our own artwork.


SUBMISSIONS
(The Internet kind, NOT what they do on the WWF!)

You agree that any and all comments, messages, postings, data, suggestions, creative ideas, designs, concepts, product suggestions and other items or materials disclosed, submitted or offered to fordthing.com through or in connection with this Site ("Submissions"), including, but not limited to, survey responses, shall be treated as non-confidential and not proprietary and shall become, and remain, property of fordthing.com. Such disclosure, submission or offer of any Submission shall constitute an assignment to autothing.com of all rights, title and interests in all copyrights and other rights in the Submission. Autothing.com is, and shall be, under no obligation (i) to maintain any Submission in confidence; (ii) to pay to anyone any compensation for or in connection with the use of any Submission; or (iii) to respond to any Submission. You represent and warrant that no Submission by you will violate any right of any third party, including, but not limited to, copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret, privacy or other personal or proprietary right.

By making any Submission through, in connection with or related to this Site, you agree that fordthing.com has the right (but not the obligation) to copy, publish, distribute or use such Submission, or any part or parts thereof, for any purpose, including, but not limited to, advertising, promotional, product development or other commercial purposes within the company, without compensation to you or to any other person.

Autothing.com does not, cannot and will not agree to consider or review every Submission, and is not liable or responsible for the content of any material posted on this Site by users. You agree not to upload, post, distribute or otherwise publish on this Site any material that (i) is libelous, defamatory, obscene, abusive, pornographic, threatening or an invasion of privacy; (ii) infringes the intellectual property rights, including, but not limited to, any copyright, patent, trade secret or trademarks, of any person or entity; (iii) is illegal in any way or advocates illegal activity; or (iv) advertises or solicits funds, goods or services.

You are and shall remain solely responsible for the content of any Submission you make to the Site.


LINKS
(In a nut shell, we advertise what we love and hope you will love too! Legally though, we don't endorse anything, lol)

This Site may contain links to other sites. Autothing.com is not responsible for the availability of, or any content or material contained in, or obtained through, any such sites. Any link to another site, and reference to third-party information, products or services linked to this Site, is not, and should not be construed as, an express or implied endorsement by autothing.com (except for Taco Bell, that's the ONLY exception). Any questions or comments relating to such other sites should be addressed to the operator or operators of those sites.


PRODUCTS
(We hope you love them as much as we do, really!)

The AUTOTHING.COMŪ products depicted in this Site are representative of the autothing.com product catalog. Not all AUTOTHING.COMŪ products are shown in this Site. Not all AUTOTHING.COMŪ products that are shown in this Site are, or will be, available at autothing.com at some times.  The style, packaging, design and colors of AUTOTHING.COMŪ products shown in this Site may be changed without notice.


DISCLAIMER
(You mean you read all the way down here? You have stamina!)

Material in this Site may contain inaccuracies or typographical errors (except for autoth!ng: that's on purpose). Autothing.com shall not be liable or responsible for any loss or damage caused by or arising from any user's reliance on information obtained from or through this Site. It is your responsibility to evaluate the information and other content available through this Site. This Site and the information and materials contained in this Site are subject to change at any time, and from time to time, without prior or subsequent notice.


NO WARRANTIES (We don't know what this stuff means... tell a relative to go into Law and find out for all of us!)

THIS SITE AND THE CONTENTS OF THIS SITE ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS. AUTOTHING.COM MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, WARRANTIES OF TITLE OR FREEDOM FROM MALICIOUS PROGRAMS (SUCH AS VIRUSES, WORMS OR TROJAN HORSES) OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, WITH RESPECT TO THIS SITE OR ITS CONTENTS AND EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY REPRESENTATIONS AND WARRANTIES. AUTOTHING.COM DOES NOT REPRESENT OR WARRANT THAT THE INFORMATION CONTAINED IN THIS SITE IS ACCURATE, COMPLETE OR UP-TO-DATE, THAT THIS SITE IS FREE OF DEFECTS OR THAT ANY DEFECTS WILL BE REMEDIED. YOU AGREE, BY USING THIS SITE, THAT YOUR USE OF THIS SITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK, THAT YOU ASSUME FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL LOSS OF USE, LOSS OF DATA AND COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH ALL NECESSARY SERVICING OR REPAIRS OF ANY EQUIPMENT AND/OR SOFTWARE THAT YOU USE IN CONNECTION WITH THIS SITE, AND THAT AUTOTHING.COM SHALL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND WHATSOEVER ARISING OUT OF, CAUSED BY OR RELATED TO YOUR USE OF THIS SITE. WHERE APPLICABLE LAW DOES NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, SOME OR ALL OF THE FOREGOING DISCLAIMERS OF WARRANTY MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY (See "No Warranties," lol)

IN NO EVENT SHALL AUTOTHING.COM BE LIABLE FOR ANY ACTUAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL, EXEMPLARY OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, OR ANY OTHER DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, EVEN IF AUTOTHING.COM HAS BEEN PREVIOUSLY ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES, WHETHER IN AN ACTION UNDER CONTRACT, TORT OR UNDER ANY OTHER THEORY, ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE, INABILITY TO USE, OR PERFORMANCE OF THE INFORMATION, PRODUCTS AND MATERIALS ON THIS SITE. BECAUSE SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, SOME OR ALL OF THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.


INDEMNITY
(You are too kind!  We mean it, you are a nice one!  No, thank YOU!  Seriously, how polite, really!)

You agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless autothing.com, its affiliates and their officers, directors, and employees from and against any and all claims, damages, losses, costs and expenses, including, but not limited to, reasonable attorneys' fees and court costs, arising from or related to your use of this Site. In conclusion, thanks a lot!


MISCELLANEOUS
(Hey Illinois! Ok, that's our shout-out, :D) (Oh, and we think Jesse White SUCKS for making license plate fees so damn high!)

These Terms and your use of this Site shall be governed under the laws of the State of Illinois (
"A Safer State With .08"), without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any dispute arising under these Terms or out of your use of this Site shall be resolved exclusively by the state and federal courts of the State of Illinois, County of DuPage, Wheaton. By using this Site, you hereby agree to the personal jurisdiction of, and venue in, such courts.  Any use whatsoever or purchase placed on this website indicates full acceptance of all these terms and conditions previously set forth.  Please note that any product, policy, or other decision made by autothing.com is final, including changes in pricing and/or return policies, all of which can be done with out any prior notice (but we'll make every effort to do so!)

 



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